so i’m waiting in line at chipotle and there’s this really creepy sounding college kid in front of me calling all of workers “mad’am” in the most awkwardly sexual tone ever. allow me to lay down what this man was wearing:
- fedora (first and foremost)
- cheap looking button down shirt which was open to reveal…
- “RETRO GAMERS ONLY” shirt with a picture of an NES controller on it
- and some baggy cargo pants
i think he had a neckbeard too. i mean he most likely did, let’s be honest.